You know what I love even more than all of the above? The absolute frenzy of hate and bitchery that spews forth from the Feminazis in the Progressive Liberal Party aka The Democratic Party. The moment an attractive conservative female steps into the ring the water retaining sea-cows of the Left loose their ever-loving minds and they show that they haven't had an original thought since before they signed up for that Women's Studies class in their freshman college year. If they had had an original thought, they would never have gone to that class, much less signed up for it.
So, as they waddle into the fray with their bad haircuts and worse fashion sense (remember who is saying this, the person for whom jeans and a tee shirt IS fashion) screaming at the top of their lungs about how unfair it all is... What's unfair? EVERYTHING!... and how these women are stupid, stupid, and don't forget they're stupid. They can't attack anything these women are talking about because they know the public is waking up from the past 45 years of government theft of our future so they just say they are stupid and start screeching like Harpies over a missed comma in a run on sentence.
Gasp and Swoon! Clutch Pearls Granny, Christine O'Donnell did not conjugate that past participle correctly! Don't listen, children, Sarah Palin ended a sentence with a preposition! Dear God in Heaven, how do we go on?
Let me say this, those screeching harpies, the water retaining sea cows give us so much meat to feed on. To quote Bill the Bard who wrote some of the best bitchery:
What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
Is it possible disdain should die while she hath
such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come
in her presence.
I say, is it possible for us NOT to make fun of the hypocritical hippos when they give us so much comedy gold to work with? Send the cackling hags back to the rock they slithered out when they felt the need to deride their betters. Send them packing, tarred, feathered with a nice boot to their flabby asses for good measure. Make it so miserable that they will never again stick their ugly faces out, and open their ignorant, hypocritical mouths in the presence of thinking individuals ever again. Start at Nancy Legosi, DNC Barbie, aka Debbier Wasserman Schultz, and work your way down. Don't forget the loopy loons in Code Pink and the Environmental Movement. Slap them down the moment they open their ignorant yaps. Be like the environment of the Vogon Home Planet, until they learn their place.
Scrubbing my floors.