An Open Post-Election Letter

I've spent almost the entire past week in bed with the nastiest cold in existence, and I've been forced, by boredom, to watch TV, and read a lot of what's on the Intarweb tubes. I've finally had enough. I hope that enough of you read this and pass it around, because I think I speak for a lot of people when I tell the Democrats, to STFU.

I'm going to be blunt, and for my Liberal pals, I will ask you to look away, not read any further, because I take no pains to hide my disdain for your policies or politicians at this point. I'm fed up.

You lost the election. There is no version of this story where Hillary magically wins and rides into the White House on a Unicorn. You lost, and you lost big.

I've stood by, for the past sixteen years while our political "betters" have watched us all swirl the bowl and not give a damn because, who the hell are we to them? Nobody. We are no one to anyone in DC. Let that be the most important lesson you read here.

Now, I will be brutal. You did not lose because Russians hacked the voting machines or because of Wikileaks (although, God love him, Julian Assange let those of us who hate these people put instance to accusation) or because the machines counted wrong. There is no proof of any of the accusations that you make, forcing everyone who views your rioting, your whining, your shakening, and your inability to deal with reality, question whether we really should provide resources to keep you alive. I'm in the No Camp right now and none of you are swaying me. At all.

I'm going to save you all a lot of time and money, if you listen to me. The reason WHY YOU LOST THE ELECTION is actually quite simple. Nobody who voted for Trump likes your politics or your policies. Put simply, we're not into you. Again, At All.

Simply put, we have been lied to and about too long and we're sick and tired of it. We're mad as hell and we're not putting up with it anymore. We're just not.

So sit back, grab a Xanax, phone your analyst and experience the fact that no one cares how you feel About anything. At All. We don't care that you're upset about losing. Perhaps you should blame your parents for that. They never let you experience loss, so you have no idea how to deal with it. That's OK, I've already got a list of parents in my school district that all deserve a really good slap.

So shut up with your insipid theories and crying in desperation to somehow make the reality you want the reality that is. Accept what is real. Because, at the end of the day, no one gives a flying fuck on a rolling donut about your feels.